Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 14, 2009

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Tara Palmer for sending in today’s report. From Janesville, Wisconsin, comes the story of bozo Alonzo Rhoades who burst into a bar with his hand in his pocket, claiming he had a gun. He was immediately taken to the ground by several burly bar patrons. It seems our bozo had not done his homework. The city of Janesville was the site of a statewide police union golf tournament that week and the bar was full of off duty cops. He’s under arrest.

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