Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 13, 2009

Today we have a rather unusual violation of Bozo Rule Number 4678: It’s a good idea to keep a low profile if you’re a wanted man. From Boutte, Louisiana comes the story of bozo Terron Issacs who was arrested by the cops and charged with possession of marijuana and cruelty to animals. It was his rather unusual way of drawing attention to himself that earned his entry into the Bozo Hall of Fame. Police officers noticed our bozo as he rode his bicycle through town with a three foot long alligator riding on his shoulders. He offered no explanation as to why he took the gator for a ride.

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