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August 12, 2009

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule number 98098: It’s best to wait until you return home to play with the stuff you stole. From Salem, Oregon, comes the story of bozo William Roberts who broke into a residence, rummaged around for awhile and grabbed several items before being confronted by the homeowner’s boyfriend. The cops were called and found our bozo in the garage of the home. It was what he was wearing that gave him away. While in the house, he had stripped off his clothes and changed into the frilly underwear that he had found in the woman’s bedroom. He was allowed to change into something more appropriate before being taken to jail.

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