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August 11, 2009

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From Paw Paw, Michigan comes the story of bozo Robert Wilson who made a number of mistakes. First, he got into his car after having too much to drink. Second, he drove far enough while intoxicated that he felt the need to stop and rest. Third, he picked the wrong place to stop for said rest. In the front lawn of the police station. He told the cops he was aiming for the parking lot and overshot it. He’s under arrest.

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