Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Fred McKinney for sending in today’s report. From Festus, Missouri, comes the story of bozo Robert Griffin who forced his way into a residence and immediately upon entering announced that he was going to beat up the folks inside. This in itself is somewhat unusual but it was what he did next that landed him in the Bozo Hall of Fame. He then gave his name, and even spelled it out so there would be no doubt as to who he was. While he was busy identifying himself, one of the residents punched him and shoved him through a glass door. Thinking better of things, our bozo fled. Police had no problem tracking him down. They simply checked area hospitals to see if anyone with our bozo’s name had been admitted with numerous lacerations caused by a glass door. He’s under arrest.