August 5, 2009

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Bozo criminals for today come from the International File in Swansea, Wales, where bozos Keith Caldwell and Paul West broke into a liquor store. They ignored the cash in the register and immediately went to work cleaning out the place, stacking over $1000 worth of liquor at the front door. As you might imagine, this was hard work, and before too long one of our bozos declared it Happy Hour. They took a break and began sampling some of the store’s stock. The sampling continued on into the night until both of our bozos passed out, right there inside the store. Oops. Police found them still sleeping soundly the next morning.