Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 27, 2009

Bozo criminal for today comes from Fort Duchesne, Utah, where bozo Frank Rodriguez showed up at the courthouse with his girlfriend, hoping to get married. One slight flaw in his plan, however. Our bozo was described by Utah authorities as the county’s Public Enemy Number One, with several charges against him, including being a fugitive on aggravated robbery charges. The wedding never came off. He was recognized and placed under arrest.

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