Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 22, 2009

Bozo criminal for today comes from Vero Beach, Florida, where bozo Jason Nations walked into a convenience store, picked up a can of beer and brought it to the front counter. He then flashed a gun and demanded the clerk empty the register. He grabbed the cash and pedaled away on his bicycle. Guess he didn’t want to drink and drive as he left the beer behind, and that turned out to be a mistake. His fingerprints were lifted off the can and matched up to his prints that were on file from a previous domestic violence charge. He’s busted!

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