Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 26, 2009

Bozo criminals for today come from West Hartford, Connecticut, where a homeowner returned home to find a strange bicycle on his porch and the front door standing open. As he approached, our three bozo burglars fled through a side window, leaving the bicycle behind. The homeowner called the cops and while they were investigating, who should come sneaking up onto the porch to try to retrieve the bicycle but our bozos. They’re under arrest.

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