Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 25, 2009

Bozo criminal for today comes from Torquay, England, where bozo James Flint broke into a residence and stole several items, including a cell phone. The next day he used that cell phone to call himself a cab. What he didn’t know was that the phone he stole belonged to a cabdriver for the very cab company he called. The phone operator recognized the cabbies name on caller ID, and, being aware of the break-in, dispatched the cops rather than a cab. He’s busted.

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