Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 23, 2009

Bozo criminals for today come from the International File in Guildford, England, where a team of bozos held up a jewelry store, getting away with $99,000 in jewelry. Two bozos actually pulled off the heist, while our third bozo waited in the getaway car, a high powered Alfa Romeo. The theft went according to plan, but a witness was able to get a description of the getaway car and the license plate number and soon the cops were in hot pursuit. They probably wouldn’t have been able to keep up with the souped up Alfa except for the fact that the getaway driver seemed to be going for some sort of safe driving award. He abided by all the posted speed limits and never so much as ran a stoplight. It didn’t take long for the cops to catch up and place our bozos under arrest.

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