Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 22, 2009

Perhaps it was a desire to truly look like a bozo that led to our criminal’s demise today. From Peekskill, New York, comes the story of bozo Eduardo Lopez who burglarized a home, getting away with a digital camera and computer equipment. The homeowner woke up just in time to get a glimpse of our bozo as he fled. The one thing that really stood out was the hair…a big mop of it dyed a very bright, almost glow-in-the-dark red. A description was sent to local police departments and a short time later an officer noticed our bozo and his hair getting off a city bus. He’s busted!

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