Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Sam Whitaker for sending in today’s report. From Etna Green, Indiana, comes the story of two bozos who were attempting to break into a residence when the homeowner returned and surprised them. They ran off when he approached but they left one of their "tools" behind…a credit card they were using to try to jimmy the door open. A credit card that belonged to one of our bozos. Busted!