Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 18, 2009

Bozo criminals for today violated Bozo Rule Number 37494: Before robbing a place, make certain they actually have what you’re looking for. From Salt Lake City, Utah, comes the story of an unidentified bozo who burst into the Black Diamond Equipment Company, threatened the manager with an ice pick and demanded precious jewels, metals and money. His plan would have worked a lot better if the Black Diamond Equipment Company had actually sold diamonds, like he thought. In reality, they sell rock- climbing equipment. Oops…

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