Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 11, 2009

Bozo criminal for today comes from Athens, Georgia, where bozo Zachary Jones pulled up to a police cruiser at 9 o’clock the other morning and asked the officer inside if he could check and see if there were any warrants for his arrest. The officer said he would, but first he’d need to see his drivers license. Our bozo dug around in his pockets and all he could come up with was an ID card. The officer ran his name and discovered that his license had been suspended. That’s when our bozo offered the most intelligent observation we’ve heard in a while. He said to the officer, "It would probably be best if I went to jail." He got his wish.

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