Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 10, 2009

Bozo criminal for today violated Basic Bozo Rule Number 759: It’s best to always start with a full tank. From Daytona Beach, Florida, comes the story of bozo Randall Welch who held up a bank and got away with an undisclosed amount of cash. He jumped into his getaway car and sped away. He didn’t speed very far, however, before the vehicle ran out of gas. Our bozo ditched the car and fled on foot. He probably should have just waited for the cops. They ran the registration on his vehicle and were waiting for him when he returned home.

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