Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Richard Boyle for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Cayton, England, comes the story of bozo Clive Brown who chose to dress in full motorcycle gear, with helmet and leather jacket, when he held up a store on a warm summer day. Just the outfit alone would have called attention to him, but one other small item sealed his fate. After handing over the cash, the clerk noticed something written on our bozo’s helmet, in one-inch high letters. It was his name, "Clive Brown." He might as well have worn a nametag. He’s under arrest.