Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 8, 2009

Bozo criminal for today comes from Bolingbrook, Illinois, where bozo John Polk was unhappy with the service he received at his local bank. So he went to the manager to complain, right? Wrong. Maybe he simply took his business elsewhere? Nope. He called 911 to complain? Yes, he did. But, he didn’t stop there. He also told the 911 operator he was going to rob the place to get his money. We think he was kidding, but the operator took him very seriously and soon the bank was surrounded by cops. He’s under arrest, charged with felony disorderly conduct.

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