Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 3, 2009

Bozo criminal for today comes from Zephyrhills, Florida, where bozo Jeffrey Pope wrapped a green towel around his head as a disguise and held up a convenience store, getting away with a couple of hundred dollars. Thinking this was easy, our bozo decided to try the same trick two days in a row, again wrapping his head in a towel and walking into the same convenience store. The same clerk was working but this time when he saw a bozo enter the store with a towel wrapped around his head he was ready. As he approached the counter, the clerk made a grab for him and his towel, knocking him to the ground and removing the towel in the process. Our bozo got away but not before the clerk got a good enough look at our now towel-less thief to make a positive ID on him. He’s under arrest.

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