Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 27, 2009

Bozo criminal for today comes from Memphis, Tennessee, where bozo Derek Johnson made himself a mask, grabbed a knife, and held up the local KFC, getting away with a small amount of cash. His mistake was in making the eye holes in his mask so large that the manager was easily able to identify him as an ex-employee that had just been fired the previous day. Oops. He’s under arrest.

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