Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 26, 2009

Bozo criminal for today comes from Colfax, Washington, where a group of bozos egged a car dealership, leaving behind a note condemning the "ignorant use of fossil fuels." Unfortunately our tree-hugging bozos chose to write this note on the back of the receipt from the grocery store where they bought the eggs. Cops reviewed the store surveillance video and were able to ID our bozos. They’re busted!

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