Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 22, 2009

Bozo criminals for today come from Huntington, New York, where three bozos broke into a residence. Once inside, they found a safe and, rather than try to break into it, they decided to simply carry it out. It was a bulky one and the sight of three bozos struggling to get a safe from a house into their car attracted the attention of someone driving by the residence. He took note of the license plate and called the cops. They’re busted!

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