Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 21, 2009

Bozo criminal for today comes from Durham, North Carolina, where bozo Paul Roper walked into a bank, pointed a gun at the teller and got away with nearly $20,000 in cash. He hadn’t gone very far when he realized that he’d left a small notebook behind inside the bank. When he found the door had automatically locked, he pulled the handle hard enough to break it and open the door. He retrieved his notebook, but unfortunately he forgot that he had also left behind several additional papers, with his name and address on them. He’s under arrest.

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