Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 20, 2009

Bozo criminal for today comes from Springfield, Massachusetts, where bozo Robert Fields broke into a convenience store by smashing the glass front door. He got away with several cartons of cigarettes and some lottery tickets, but he didn’t get very far. It seems he suffered several cuts in the process and had to check himself into the hospital, claiming he had been stabbed. Doctors became suspicious when they found his clothes and shoes covered in shards of glass and several packs of cigarettes and lottery tickets sticking out of his pockets. He’s under arrest.

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