Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 19, 2009

Bozo criminal for today comes from Winston-Salem, North Carolina, where bozo John Otto walked into a convenience store armed with a rather unusual weapon: a banana. He kept the fruit under his shirt and tried to pretend it was a gun. The storeowner and a customer weren’t fooled, and they jumped our bozo, holding him down until the police arrived. While they were waiting for the cops, our bozo ate the banana. Police are considering adding a charge of destroying evidence to the robbery charge.

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