Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 18, 2009

Bozo criminal for today comes from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, where bozo Hector Valanzuela vandalized a number of apartments. He gets extra Bozo points for creativity for the manner in which he vandalized the places, covering them in pudding, chocolate sauce and silver spray paint. He loses Bozo points for failing to keep said material off his person. He was arrested when police officers noticed our bozo walking down the street covered in pudding, chocolate sauce and paint.

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