Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 15, 2009

Bozo criminal for today comes from Hartford, Wisconsin, where bozo Richard Thomas shoplifted a bottle of whiskey from a liquor store. The clerk was keeping an eye on him and couldn’t believe it when he stopped on his way out to fill out a raffle ticket for a prize the store was giving away. He then dropped the ticket, with his name, address and phone number on it, into the registration box, snatching two more bottles of booze in the process. Armed with the information our bozo had given them, the police made a quick arrest.

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