Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 12, 2009

Bozo criminal for today comes from Monroe, Louisiana, where bozo Clifton Walls made a number of mistakes. First, he tried to purchase 50 cell phones using a phony cashier’s check, with the word "cashier" misspelled. And, he gave the company the wrong address for delivery of the phones. Boy, did he ever give them the wrong address. The phones were supposed to be shipped to 300 Washington Street in Monroe, which happens to be the local FBI office. Oops. He was arrested when he tried to wave down the delivery truck driver as he approached the FBI building.

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