Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Joe Haig for sending in today’s report. From Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, comes the story of Bozo Criminal and part-time computer repairman Kevin Lancaster. Our bozo broke into a local realty office and stole a computer hard drive and a digital camera. He had repaired computers for the company in the past and they called him after the theft to ask for help. He told the owner he could repair the computer and even retrieve the files from the missing hard drive. This sounded fishy, so the owner called the cops. After some investigation, they found that our bozo’s car, with his computer repair company sticker on the door, was seen parked in front of the realty office on the night of the theft. He was busted after they found him in possession of the missing hard drive and camera.