Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 8, 2009

Bozo criminal for today comes from Fresno, California, where bozo Michael Bain did his time in jail on drug possession charges. When he left, he stole a jail issued T-shirt with the word "Prisoner" on the back. Then, a couple of days later he was involved in a traffic accident while riding his bicycle. He wasn’t injured but the investigating officer noticed the unique shirt he was wearing. He ran a check and discovered it was the shirt he had stolen from jail. Oops. He’s back in jail, this time on charges of receiving stolen property.

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