Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 7, 2009

Bozo criminals for today come from Fort Lauderdale, Florida, where brothers Kendrick and Marquise Parker were spotted in a truck that had been reported stolen. When the officer pulled them over, our bozos jumped out and ran into a nearby office building. It was there they picked out their Bozo Hiding Place…a stall in the women’s restroom. They even used falsetto voices to answer when the officers asked if there was anyone in there. Didn’t work. They’re under arrest.

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