Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 6, 2009

Bozo criminal for today comes from Southold, New York, where bozo Pablo Gomez walked up to a police car at 3 AM and asked the officer if he could drive him back home to Guatemala. When the officer pointed out that 2000 miles was a little too far for a leisurely drive, our bozo became upset and started yelling at the officer. He won’t be going home fr a while. He was arrested for public intoxication and disorderly conduct.

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