Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 5, 2009

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Brad Low for sending in today’s report from the International File in Sydney, Australia. Our bozo made a number of mistakes in his attempt to break into a factory. First, he decided to attempt his heist on a rainy, windy night. Second, he decided to try to get into the three-story building through the roof, which had a steep pitch and quickly became very slippery in the rain and wind. So slippery in fact that our bozo found himself stuck there, unable to break into the building or to get himself back down. After three hours, and using two fire trucks and a helicopter, rescuers were able to bring our bozo down so he could be arrested.

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