Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 4, 2009

Bozo Criminal for today comes from Sioux Falls, South Dakota, where bozo Charles Hathaway stole several hundred dollars worth of lottery tickets in a holdup at a gas station. Our bozo then showed up at the state lottery office less than 24 hours later, trying to cash in the winning tickets. Guess he didn’t realize the tickets have serial numbers on them and this group of tickets had been flagged as stolen. Busted!

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