Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 30, 2009

Bozo criminals for today from Pine Bluff, Arkansas, need to review the Bozo Car Theft Handbook, because they managed to mess this heist up in just about every way possible. First, the vehicle they selected to steal was an old pickup that wouldn’t run, so three of them had to push it down the road while the fourth stayed in the cab to steer. Second it was a county vehicle so it had the county’s seal on the front door. And the sight of that vehicle being pushed down the road attracted just a little bit of attention when they pushed it past the County Jail. Oops. They’re under arrest.

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