Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 28, 2009

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Richard Boyle for sending in today’s report from Sydney, Australia. Bozo Marcus Ellington received a speeding ticket from a photo radar system for doing 60 in a 50 KMH zone. Rather than accept the $50 fine, he instead swore that a friend had been driving his car that day. That was his first mistake. His second mistake was in naming a "friend" that had been dead for three years. Maybe he thought that since he was a federal judge no one would check to see if he was lying. He was wrong. He’s been suspended and sentenced to two years in jail.

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