Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 22, 2009

The current economic downturn is forcing some former executives into the Bozo Ranks, as is evidenced by today’s report from the International File in Madrid, Spain. Instead of trying to rob a bank, a builder with big debts kidnapped his bank’s manager and demanded he give him a $66,000 loan, plus his luxury automobile. His plan backfired when the bank manager talked him into letting him call a bank colleague. The co-worker could tell from the strange conversation that something was up and called the cops, who were waiting for our bozo when he arrived at a downtown office. He’s under arrest.

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