Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 21, 2009

Bozo criminal for today comes from Hurricane, Utah, where a sheriff’s deputy was passed by a speeding bozo on I-15 early the other morning. When the officer pulled him over, he noticed something strange in the back seat of the car–a morning newspaper rack, with the day’s papers still inside. And, since the man didn’t work for the newspaper, he had a difficult time explaining why the paper rack was in the back seat. He also had trouble explaining those outstanding warrants the officer discovered, and then he failed the sobriety test. He’s under arrest.

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