Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 20, 2009

Bozo criminals for today come from Port St. Lucie, Florida, where two unidentified bozos tried to beat the self-checkout at the local Wal-Mart by leaving some of their items in the cart and not scanning them. The cashier noticed it looked like they had a lot more in their cart than they had paid for and asked to see the receipt. That’s when our bozos panicked, leaving their merchandise behind and quickly disappearing into the darkness outside. They might have gotten away with it except for one thing. In the cart full of items left behind were some pictures Wal-Mart had developed. And on the envelope was the name and phone number of one of our bozos. Busted!

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