Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 17, 2009

Bozo criminals for today come from Middletown, New York, where three bozos were in the process of stripping several parked cars when one of them accidentally hit the 911 button on his cell phone. No one answered when the operator picked up but he could hear lots of rattling and banging going on. The operator was a retired police officer and his instincts kicked in, prompting him to stay on the line to see what else he could hear. When he heard one of our bozos say that he was going to take the front tires, he realized what was going on. Cops pinged the cell phone to get the location and our bozos were caught red-handed.

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