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April 15, 2009

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Howard Rost for sending in today’s report. From Lackawanna, New York, comes the story of bozo Charles Parsons who picked the wrong time and the wrong place to peel out from a light and then make an illegal lane change. He did it in full view of a traffic cop who was right behind him. However, it was when he was pulled over that his troubles really began. First, the officer noticed an open container of alcohol in the front seat. Strike one. Second, when asked for his registration, he couldn’t produce it. Strike two. And when the officer wanted to see his driver’s license, our bozo handed him his water bill. Strike three! He’s under arrest.

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