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April 1, 2009

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Don Reece for sending in today’s report. From Orlando, Florida, comes the story of bozo Tom Maloney who got into a dispute with his next door neighbor. We’re not sure what the argument was about but it got serious enough that our bozo put together a homemade Molotov cocktail and threw it at his neighbor’s trailer. Unfortunately, the wind shifted and three of our bozo’s own cars and his travel trailer were severely damaged in the ensuing blaze. He’s under arrest.

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