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February 13, 2009

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Don Reese for sending in today’s report. From Cape Haze, Florida, comes the story of bozo Charles Harris who used a Bowie Knife to hold up a service station, getting away with a small amount of cash. He should have held them up for some gas instead, as officers found him on the side of the road a short distance away, his escape vehicle out of gas.

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