Bozo criminal for today comes from Searcy, Arkansas, where an officer on patrol the other evening was involved in a minor accident with a gentleman on a motorcycle. Since it was an icy evening, with sleet falling, the accident was no surprise. What was surprising was our bozo’s attire, or lack of it. As the officer so colorfully put it, he was "naked as a jaybird." In sub freezing weather. On a motorcycle. He was at a loss to explain why. He’s been charged with indecent exposure, reckless driving and driving without a license.