Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 34076: When carrying illegal items in your vehicle, it’s best to try to avoid obvious traffic violations. From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, comes the story of bozo Sharon Hill who double-parked her car without using her emergency flashers early the other morning. An officer noticed and, as he approached, her male companion jumped from the car and ran, never a good sign. It was soon obvious why he wanted to run. Inside the car was 60 pounds of marijuana. She’s busted!