Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Howard Rost for sending in today’s report from the International File in Niagara Falls, Canada. Bozo Mark Painter, from the USA and his girlfriend, Linda Slater, a British citizen, wanted to come to the United States, but Linda was denied entry. They hatched a bozo scheme to get her into the country. The Niagara River was frozen, so she walked across the border on the frozen river to where Mark was waiting for her, on top of the bridge. But the walls of the Niagara gorge were too steep and icy for her to climb, so our bozo climbed down to help her. But he couldn’t climb back up, either. They were stuck there until the cops noticed and rescued them. She did get into the U.S., but for now her residence is in jail.