Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 5, 2009

Bozo criminal for today comes from Cleveland, Ohio, where bozo Alex Moreno called 911 to report that two men with guns were watching him and that he feared for his life. When he abruptly hung up, the 911 operator called back only to be told by our bozo to "hold on a minute." And since he didn’t bother to use the Hold button, the operator could hear what was going on while he was holding on. Our bozo was making a drug deal, selling a bundle of heroin. The operator called the cops who stopped by and, finding our bozo in possession of heroin, placed him under arrest.

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