Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 27, 2009

Bozo criminal for today comes from Newcastle, Australia, where it’s currently summertime, a fact that may have escaped our bozo. Charles Wayne broke into a residence and when he heard the homeowners return home, he climbed up into the hot attic to hide. After two hours, with the hot sun beating down on the tin roof, our bozo passed out and fell through the ceiling onto the hardwood floor of the living room, right in front of the shocked homeowners. He staggerd out into the backyard before collapsing. The cops were called and they took our bozo to the hospital for treatment of a broken wrist before charging him with breaking and entering…or maybe breaking and exiting.

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