Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 23, 2009

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Vladeni, Romania, where bozo Petru Susanu had been on the run from the cops on robbery charges for almost four years. With his mother’s help, he had fashioned himself a comfy hideaway underneath the floorboards of her house. Things were going well until he started sending his mom out to buy him cigarettes and beer, at the same store he used to rob. The shopkeeper knew she didn’t drink or smoke and when he noticed she was buying the same brand of cigarettes he used to steal, a light went off in his head. He called the cops and our bozo was arrested.

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