Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 22, 2009

Bozo criminal for today proves that bozos do not necessarily produce bozo offspring. From Port Pierce, Florida, comes the story of bozo Tessa Clayborn who was wanted on charges of assault, harassing phone calls and carrying a weapon without a permit. When the cops arrived at her home the two men there told the cops that she was not at home. They were just about to leave when a little four year old girl approached one of them and told them that a woman was hiding under the bed. Our bozo was busted!

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